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One Day I'll Have Your Kids but For Now... Valentine's Day Card

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One Day I'll Have Your Kids but For Now... Valentine's Day Card

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$6.95

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Standard NZ Courier $7.95. Free delivery on orders over $100.

Order by 1pm weekdays & your order will be delivered:

  • Standard: 2-5 Weekdays
  • Rural: 3-8 Weekdays
  • Australia: 5-10 Weekdays
  • Urgent: Unavailable over Black Friday
  • CHCH Click & Collect: Unavailable over Black Friday

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Send this bold and cheeky Valentine’s Day card to your special person who you can one day see having kids with. Let it be well known it’s not time right now, so you’ll be swallowing them for the foreseeable future.

Card reads “One day I’ll have your kids, but for now I’ll just swallow them. Happy Valentine’s Day.” and is blank on the inside so you can write your own personal message.

Shipping

Standard NZ Courier $7.95. Free delivery on orders over $100.

Order by 1pm weekdays & your order will be delivered:

  • Standard: 2-5 Weekdays
  • Rural: 3-8 Weekdays
  • Australia: 5-10 Weekdays
  • Urgent: Unavailable over Black Friday
  • CHCH Click & Collect: Unavailable over Black Friday

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