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Do Not Cross - Crime Scene Toilet Roll

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Do Not Cross - Crime Scene Toilet Roll

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$13.95

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Standard NZ Courier $7.95. Free delivery on orders over $100.

Order by 1pm weekdays & your order will be delivered:

  • Standard: 2-5 Weekdays
  • Rural: 3-8 Weekdays
  • Australia: 5-10 Weekdays
  • Urgent: Unavailable over Black Friday
  • CHCH Click & Collect: Unavailable over Black Friday

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Description

Prepare yourself for the ultimate toilet humour with the Do Not Cross Crime Scene Toilet Roll.

The toilet can turn into a real crime scene sometimes with a despicable mess of biohazardous materials and smells that no human should be bear. This toilet paper roll is a great reminder for THAT moment or a loud hint for THAT friend or family member!

Featuring classic yellow and black stripes with big warning slogans printed across it; this toilet roll makes a great cheeky gift for your stinkiest mate.

Product details:

  • Roll length: 300 sheets
  • Fits on any toilet roll holder

Shipping

Standard NZ Courier $7.95. Free delivery on orders over $100.

Order by 1pm weekdays & your order will be delivered:

  • Standard: 2-5 Weekdays
  • Rural: 3-8 Weekdays
  • Australia: 5-10 Weekdays
  • Urgent: Unavailable over Black Friday
  • CHCH Click & Collect: Unavailable over Black Friday

For more information on our shipping and returns policy, click here.

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