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You Got Me Dickmatised Card

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You Got Me Dickmatised Card
You Got Me Dickmatised Card
You Got Me Dickmatised Card
You Got Me Dickmatised Card
You Got Me Dickmatised Card

You Got Me Dickmatised Card

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$6.95

Or 4 payments of $1.74 with Afterpay

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Standard NZ Courier $6.95. Free delivery on orders over $85.

Order by 1pm weekdays & your order will be delivered:

  • Urgent: Next Day
  • Standard: 2-3 Weekdays
  • Rural: 3-5 Weekdays
  • Australia: 3-8 Weekdays
  • International: Currently Unavailable

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Description

Dickmatised (verb, past tense): impressed by or obsessed with a specific dick; when the dick is so good you feel hypnotised by it.

The perfect Valentine’s day card to give to your favourite dick (and the person attached to it).

Text on card reads: “You Got Me Dickmatised”

Product details:

  • Laser printed onto 270gsm linen textured cardstock with an envelope
  • Blank inside for your own personal message
  • Product Dimensions: 17.8 H x 12.7 W cm.

 

Shipping

Standard NZ Courier $6.95. Free delivery on orders over $85.

Order by 1pm weekdays & your order will be delivered:

  • Urgent: Next Day
  • Standard: 2-3 Weekdays
  • Rural: 3-5 Weekdays
  • Australia: 3-8 Weekdays
  • International: Currently Unavailable

For more information on our shipping and returns policy, click here.

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