Description
This 2-for-1 New Baby Card lets you congratulate the new mother on the birth of her beautiful baby, whilst simultaneously passing on your condolences to her vagina for the trauma that it recently suffered.
Reading “New Baby. Congratulations. (Our condolences to your vagina at this difficult time)”, this card is the perfect way to celebrate and commiserate all at the same time.
This card is printed on FSC accredited card, using a high-quality digital process, and comes in a brown kraft envelope within a cellophane bag.
Product dimension: A5 – 14.8 x 21 cm.
Shipping
Standard NZ Courier $7.95. Free delivery on orders over $100.
Order by 1pm weekdays & your order will be delivered:
- Urgent: Next Day
- Standard: 2-3 Weekdays
- Rural: 3-5 Weekdays
- Australia: 3-8 Weekdays
- International: Currently Unavailable
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