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I'm So Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow You Card

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I'm So Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow You Card

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Look, who knows how many of your loved ones never got to exist because their Mums swallowed them. It’s important to acknowledge those who made it through the gauntlet. Besides, there’s nothing more hilarious than making someone aware of their parents’ sexual activity just to watch them squirm (much like their Mum probably did when…never mind).

Let them know you’re stoked they beat the odds with this hilarious “I’m so glad your Mum didn’t swallow you” card – the perfect mix of awkward and sentimental.

Card is blank inside for your own personal message.

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Standard NZ Courier $7.95. Free delivery on orders over $100.

Order by 1pm weekdays & your order will be delivered:

  • Urgent: Next Day
  • Standard: 2-3 Weekdays
  • Rural: 3-5 Weekdays
  • Australia: 3-8 Weekdays
  • International: Currently Unavailable

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